Only for the Week
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Read between May 26 - May 26, 2023
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"Sure am. Still trying to stick your community dick in every pussy you see, huh?"
sometimesrobinreads
well damn 😂
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You know you were foul to fuck my nail tech while dating my waxer. And what’s worse is they both banned me from their shops just because of my association with you. Had me walking around looking like a wildebeest for weeks.”
sometimesrobinreads
nah he would be my mortal enemy after that!
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“Christian, I say this with all sincerity, I would rather have my pussy waxed with sandpaper, than ever let you near it.”
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What the hell did I do to him to make him avoid me?
sometimesrobinreads
that man likes you, dummy.
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was just good; and I am not going to spend a year crying over simply good dick.
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He’s walking around looking like James’ peach
sometimesrobinreads
lmfaoooo bye!
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The flyer I sent out is a wanted poster with the picture I took of “Mystery Guy” on the forefront and a transparent photo behind him of a man in a lab coat holding a long cucumber in one hand and a small pickle in the other. The caption reads ‘Have you seen this man? Owner of a small dirty dick incapable of keeping it in his pants. Last seen in any and everyone’s dms. If found, please return to the streets.’
sometimesrobinreads
this is unhinged and devious 😂 do it again.
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“Do you make it a habit to sacrifice things that make you happy for others’ comfort?”
sometimesrobinreads
okay dr phil.
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“Of course. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to come off like I was judging you. I just think sometimes we lose ourselves in our compromises and forget that ‘no’ is a full sentence.”
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I’d love to say that I’m such an amazing friend that my instant attraction to her died precisely when Arnold uttered the word girlfriend, but it didn’t.
sometimesrobinreads
what i say?!
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“Oh, brother! This guy stinks!” Dani shouts.
sometimesrobinreads
LMFAOOOOOOO.
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I guess I’m just wondering when my value became tied to a man in her eyes. Can’t I have the freedom to just…be? To love myself enough to be comfortable in my own company? If you want to get real about it, I’ve been happier being alone and keeping things casual than I ever was with Arnold.
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“Not at all. I’m just happy to exist in your orbit.”
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“I feel like I need you. I need my lips on yours and my hands on your body. I feel like I need to make you feel good right now or I just might explode.”
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“I was right,” he says, proudly. “About what?” “You are my favorite drink.”
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“If that’s what you want to call it. Be selfish with me. Give me all your yes’s this week and I promise I’ll take care of them. And you.”
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Can I really do that?
sometimesrobinreads
si, se puede!
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“Yeah, thanks D. Maybe I should’ve made you my Maid of Honor.”
sometimesrobinreads
girl go to hell. seriously.
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She seems to have fed into our mom’s bullshit notion that I am hung up on her soon-to-be husband and wants to keep me away from him.
sometimesrobinreads
girl. i had him first. be serious for a second.
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He looks like mine.
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“I wanna know why Jharrel thought Essence was gonna come see him after he talked to her crazy in the operating room. She should’ve punched him dead in his shit.”
sometimesrobinreads
oh he was reading reading!
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“Yessss.” “I love when you give me your yes’s so freely.”
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“You are a dream come true.”
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“Rome, what are you doing to me?”
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“I could see myself falling in love with you, Janelle,” I groan out her name as her orgasm triggers mine, sending us crashing to the ground.
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She sidles up to me in bed, not wanting an inch of space between us and I’m all too happy to oblige. Grabbing my phone, I download a book of her choice and read to her until her soft snores fill the room.
sometimesrobinreads
this is a real man! lawd!
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“Once he’s decided he wants something? He works relentlessly to get it. And keep it.”
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“Don’t do that.” “Do what?” “Minimize the effect you have on my happiness. That made my day today.”
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“Is losing you. I made a mistake. I chose the wrong sister.”
sometimesrobinreads
PLEASE GO TO HELL.
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“Rome and the guys got into a bar fight!”
sometimesrobinreads
these niggas😂
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“You don’t?” “Let me pour into you the way you do for me.”
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You had to prove to everyone that not only could you have my soon-to-be husband if you wanted, but you could have his best friend as well.
sometimesrobinreads
she really don’t understand how stupid she sounds omg.
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She’s been under an incredible amount of stress not only trying to keep her business afloat but also trying to hide her struggles from everyone around her.
sometimesrobinreads
girl fuck her. let her fail.
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“Pretty much. He and I talked before we called that damn meeting about Cortez and he told me everything.”
sometimesrobinreads
and you still say there and from if everybody and made your sister out to be a liar. WOW.
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Sitting here looking at this woman who I love with my whole heart, I see a glimpse of the girl I used to call my best friend. I hope she finds her way back to that girl one day, but I can’t be present while she searches for her. “Goodbye, Ri.”
sometimesrobinreads
I KNOW THAT’S RIGHT!
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“I don’t really give a fuck what you two have going on. Janelle is a human being. That’s a fact that you, Amerie, and their damn mother seem to keep forgetting, and if I have to remove you all from her life myself to give her some semblance of peace, I will.”
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"You are…unexpected, Rome."
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Rome is a leaper and that used to terrify me. But after finding my parachute, I’ve discovered that I’m a leaper too.
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