Only for the Week

by Natasha Bishop

manspreading because it’s impossible for the chair to hold all of him. Fuck, the man has tree trunks for thighs.

"I know nobody deserves to get cheated on, so if he can embarrass her like that then he can get embarrassed too."

PERIODDDDDD‼️‼️

If found, please return to the streets.’

Cause that’s where they belong😂😂

I just think sometimes we lose ourselves in our compromises and forget that ‘no’ is a full sentence.”

Yes put yourself and wellbeing first and say say NO as vehemently as you would an STD🤣

Can’t I have the freedom to just…be? To love myself enough to be comfortable in my own company?

“I dated your best friend.” “And yet, he’s marrying your sister.”

Period🤣🤣🤣

“So what? I should just be petty?”

Girlll I wish you’d be petty

His dick should be the mold for dildos everywhere.

“Oh, well, I fuck with sea turtles heavy because they’re loners. They actually rarely interact with each other unless they're mating and I respect that, because if you’re not clapping these cheeks why are you in my space?"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“You…you rented an entire yacht…just so I could read by the water?” He holds up the tote bag he packed for me and hands it over so I can see my Kindle and both paperbacks I packed resting comfortably inside. “I did. You ready?”

That’s true love Marry him

“I know you can, but when you’re in my presence you should never be reaching for your wallet.”

“Why are you like this?” “Ask Rochelle Martin.” She rolls her eyes. “Well, your mama ain’t here so…”

I tear o🤣🤣🤣

I had to remind myself to be the lady my daddy raised me to be, so I didn’t cuss her drunk dumb ass out in front of her guests.

I would pay to see that🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Sure wasn’t. She told Tiff if she tried to pull up to their house to get Kam, she was gonna get introduced to Claudette.” Claudette is the taser our mom keeps in the house. She replaces it every two years, but she always names it Claudette for some reason. I met Claudette once in high school when I was sneaking back into the house late and our mom thought I had broken in. She’s not to be fucked with; the taser nor my mom.

“Janelle, can we talk?” “No.”

FINALLYYY