They chucked him out of York and killed all his officials and then – and this is the really embarrassing part – they called for the brother of the Earl of Mercia to be their new earl. They asked to change service provider! Who ever does that? It’s such a hassle. You start your life with Vodaphone and British Gas and HSBC and you’re stuck with it unless you’re a pervert who gets off on filling in forms.
