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by Calvin Kasulke

slackbot You can head to our wonderful Help Center! You can head to our wonderful Help Center! You can head to our wonderful Help Center cannot hold! gerald … that last option slackbot Our wonderful the Help Center cannot hold! The blood-dimmed tide is loosed! And everywhere, the ceremony of innocence is drowned! Perhaps these articles will help: Leave a channel Archive a channel

The darkness drops again; but now I know That twenty centuries of stony sleep Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle, I’m just a bot, though!

kerolyn confirms lizard is a “monkey-tailed skink”(???)

The tunnel is full of howling and the train car is full of howling and my marrow! is full of howling!! I still really need you to write those tweets though!!

gerald I told you: bad kind of like an extreme version of being on twitter or something looking into thousands of different people’s lives at once we’re not made to absorb this much human information at once, man. all the pathos and bathos and other thos-es I’d say it’s exhausting except I can’t feel tired and anyway it’s beyond that it’s overwhelming for a species that was basically content with an oral tradition of a handful of long-ass stories about the same six shitty gods for millennia now we can do all this knowing and empathizing and not-empathizing around innumerable tiny human stories and we can never fully succeed reprogramming our minds to get good at it

pradeep yeah not what I was asking about but yeah