Several People Are Typing

by Calvin Kasulke

Louis C I believe their offices are located in the greater Tampa area. Nikki Is this what Tampa sounds like? pradeep please tell me this dude didn’t just say “myspace” please tell me I did not just hear him say that Louis C Yes. This is what Tampa sounds like.

oh yeah my interview with him was kinda weird was a while ago though did he ask you what your *least* favorite book was

Least favorite book, favorite influencer and why, and how to make something “go viral.”

look, I know you don’t believe me when I say I’m imprisoned in our slack workspace

okay so what I just did was pour some Soylent in your mouth.

That sounds kind of cult-ish. tripp It is! what is a workplace but a cult where everyone gets paid, really?

It’s possible something came loose or otherwise broke rather than there being a janitorial plot against your ergonomic comfort.

how does a bodega just close it’s a bodega

you know how sometimes being alive feels like this terrible cycle of eating and shitting and eating again and shitting again until you die?

Louis C Do you know where she’s from? rob dayton Louis C Culturally? rob dayton, ohio.

we’re not made to absorb this much human information at once, man.

I read your private Slack messages! pradeep can’t say I love that

slackbot you/I/we ate too much gerald You didn’t tell me I love to Taste!

I do understand I should Feel Make apology. But I don’t Feel apology emoticon!

gerald When is Have a break from Self-Meat? pradeep lol uh, death, I guess? but that’s more a permanent break sleep, if you count that kind of like diet death death jr.

the way we accept that we occasionally lose socks in the wash

You are Acting Weird! The ops team can help by updating Slack! The darkness drops again, but your skin is my safety suit!!