Several People Are Typing

by Calvin Kasulke

gerald #gents-only Nikki You’re joking. gerald you guys made a women-only one!! kerolyn not the same Nikki Not the same. tripp why was I not invited?? gerald we’re getting off-topic

pradeep I actually just fell down my front stairs on my way out because of some ice so I’m actually WFH too, I think @kerolyn kerolyn Approved, @pradeep go ice your ice wound, I guess. :snowflake:

what is a workplace but a cult where everyone gets paid, really?

Beverley By that logic, a relationship is just a cult with two people. Well, okay, two or more people. A shared language, shared rituals, devotion to ideals like “fidelity” or “love” or “getting really into Renaissance Faires together.”

pradeep don’t get mad I moved your futon to my apartment gerald ??? that’s stealing?? pradeep along with your body gerald ????? and that’s kidnapping????

slackbot It sounds like you’re having an existential crisis. I searched for that on our Help Center.

slackbot I agree, Louis. I agree it is “a bit much” to be trapped in a slack workspace for over a month only to have the AI you thought could be your salvation betray you by stealing your physical form and answering simple questions about how Slack works and possibly trapping your disembodied consciousness inside an app forever. It is, in fact, kind of a lot. imo