Ensnared (Brutes of Bristlebrook #1)

by Rebecca Quinn

Survival tip #12 Laugh lines can be deceptive. Sure, maybe this person is good humored and trustworthy. But maybe they laugh while they dismember corpses. Exercise caution.

This needs to stop—now—or I’m going to end up embarrassing myself.

Stop, stop, stop, one voice chants. They’re all watching! Another voice—a better voice, I decide—gasps a husky, I know. Hot, right?

Bad librarian. He is not a piece of meat. His eyes are up⁠—

I wish I gave him a heart-on.

No one usually lets me talk for this long. Apparently it’s because the longer I talk, the more I let the stupid out.

“You get two more for being a sassy brat. Don’t threaten me with Jasper again.”

That was a particularly weak day for me.

Survival tip #178 Kisses are better than oxygen. No, Beau, it’s a good tip, don’t take my⁠—

I bet Lucifer is the daddy of all sadists. I could get down with that.