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Jaykob?
Okay but why did my mind pronounce it “Jay-cob”. Like corn cob 🌽 😭😂
Survival tip #12 Laugh lines can be deceptive. Sure, maybe this person is good humored and trustworthy. But maybe they laugh while they dismember corpses. Exercise caution.
😳 well when you put it like that…
I have a great view of his tight ass as he pulls himself up. No, bad Eden. He is an ass. You shouldn’t be noticing his.
Bad girl Eden
You can never experience as much in your lifetime, or see through so many eyes, as you will by reading what others have to say. Books will glue our world back together, if anything can.”
Love this
Survival tip #230 Beautiful men make your brain fuzzy. Thinking is important. Abort!
Abort!
On the bright side, I’m no longer lumpy and unfit. I can see the ad campaign now. Starve yourself skinny: the Apocalypse Diet.
Ooofffff
Survival tip #85 Deal with your messes when you make them. The longer you leave them, the harder they are to clean up.
But avoidance means I don’t have to deal with it 🙃
Survival tip #278 When manners fail, go primal.
Yessss
Bad librarian. He is not a piece of meat. His eyes are up—
Tsk tsk 🤓
How can I explain the need to venerate his cruelty? The craving for the sweet-sharp lashes of his cane? For the unbearably soft kindnesses between? How good it feels to free-fall into darkness with someone, knowing they’ll save you and punish you for the favor all at once?
Oh Lucky, how you do put it so eloquently 😍💔
“The name for a fear of long words is hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia,”
Say that 3 times fast
Like she wasn’t just staring at us like she wants me to pocket her eyes just so she can keep them on my ass.
😂😂
Survival tip #138 If they think the worst of you, be worse than that.
Preach
Survival tip #109 Break when you need to. Preferably in the arms of a gorgeous man.
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