Listen for the Lie

by Amy Tintera

Surely he will locate his balls and actually say the words

I’m really killing it lately (pun intended).

An insult doesn’t have the intended impact when spelled incorrectly. I’d reply to let them know, but, in my experience, dumbasses don’t appreciate having their spelling corrected.

Would people say she had a temper if she was a man? They’d say she stood up for herself when it was needed.

“I’m riveted. Can’t wait to find out if I did it.”

“I’m not good at small talk.” “I noticed.” “Some people think that means I’m just an asshole.”

“Are you an asshole?” he asks. “Kind of.”

people hate that quality in a young woman, don’t they? They don’t know what to do with a girl who isn’t looking for their approval. They feel like they have to bring her down a peg.

She’s so tiny and cute, no one would ever believe that she hit him. I hope she beat his ass.

People don’t believe women who fight back. When a man lashes out, people say he’s lost control of his temper or made a terrible mistake. When a woman does it, she’s a psychopath.