“Hey, wait—what are you doing here? It’s the middle of the day.” “Oh, I’m aware, my little day drinker. I have a game tonight.” “Ah. You want a little pre-game bumping and grinding before you go off and do some other, less fun bumping and grinding.” I nod, everything clicking into place. “All right. Let’s go do it. Let’s have S-E-X.”

