“This asshole guy I used to go out with abandoned me, so I’ve been pretty pissed about that.” “What a prick.” “He is,” I agreed with a nod. “Turns out I’m having his baby, too.” “No shit.” “I shit you not.” “And the prick still left you?” “Yep.” I feigned another sigh. “Turns out he’s this huge drug addict.” “I hear drug addicts make the worst boyfriends.” “They really do.” “Does he at least have a big dick?” “He definitely has big dick energy.”
