“No, Molloy,” I grumbled. “I value my dick.” “Nuh-uh.” She slapped my chest. “Wrong answer.” “How about I don’t plan on fucking around on you because it takes up all of my time and energy just trying to navigate your many sparkling personalities.” “Try again, asshole.” “Fine. I don’t plan on fucking around on you because I don’t want anyone else. Because I don’t see anyone else.” “And?” I stared at her. “And?” “And,” she pushed, giving me an expectant look. Blowing out a frustrated breath, I relented and said, “And because there’s no other girl on the planet as sexy—or as vain—as you.”
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