“You wouldn’t what, Hugh?” she cut him off by hissing. “You wouldn’t treat me like an afterthought? Because, news flash, asshole, that’s exactly what you’ve been doing.” Taking it all in with sober eyes, I briefly considered telling them that if they were trying to conceal a hookup they were doing a pretty terrible job, before remembering these assholes were not my monkeys and this was not my circus.
