“I don’t know who you bleeding are!” a nearby voice boomed, and we both turned our heads in unison to see an absolute giant of a boy slumped against the glass front of the chipper, talking at his phone while he inhaled an abnormal number of burgers. “I don’t know any bleeding King Clit!” “Well, shit,” Joey said, stepping back. “That’s him.” “Who?” “That’s the lad Shannon has her eye on.” “The one you said beat up Ciara Maloney’s boyfriend?” “That’s the one.” “Well, go Shannon,” I said, taking in the sight of the ridiculously attractive boy, who was making a ridiculously unattractive attempt at
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