“And you know that I love you back, my little blue river,” he slurred. “Now, I know I’m fairly langers, but I could be a thousand percent langers and you’d still be safe with me.” Smiling loosely, he added, “And you’d still be the best thing these eyes have ever seen.” He pointed at his own eyeballs. “Yep, these ones love looking at you. Fuck, now I’m hard again.”