“Like you and Dellie?” Ollie countered. “You love her.” “Yeah, I do,” Tadhg shot back, unblinking. “A lot.” “Yeah, me too.” Ollie sighed happily. “She’s the best.” “That food,” Tadhg added wistfully. “So much food.” “Shannon’s getting fat,” Ollie tossed out. “She loves Dellie’s food, too.” “I’m a size 8, you thug,” I choked out, offended. “I weigh seven and a half stone. I’m not fat.” “You don’t call girls fat, Ol,” Tadhg groaned. “Remember what Joey told us? They’re always skinny—even when they’re whales.” “Oh, yeah,” Ollie replied sheepishly. “But she’s up that whole stone, remember? Dellie
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