“Brian,” Gibsie explained in a glum tone. “Turns out he had an undescended testicle and wasn’t shooting blanks like we thought.” “And that explains why you’re having babies this summer how, exactly?” Katie choked out, eyes-wide. “He had sex with Cherub,” Gibsie wailed. “We caught them at it in Claire’s room back during Easter break. And now she’s pregnant.” “Our cat Cherub?” Hughie demanded. “Brian got her pregnant?” “We’ve had our suspicions for a while, but the vet confirmed it last Wednesday,” Gibsie groaned. “We saw them and everything, didn’t we, babe?” “Uh-huh—on an ultrasound monitor,”
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