“Get out of the sleeping bag and come have fun with me,” he ordered. “Or I’m going to fart on your girlfriend. And trust me, it’s going to be a ripe one. I was on the cider all day yesterday.” “He’s telling the truth,” Claire added, gagging. “His farts are toxic, guys. I thought he was going to blow us up last night.” “You were farting, too,” he shot back. “Like a ripper.” “I know,” she replied, not missing a beat. “I had to try and drown out yours, didn’t I?” “God, the two of you are beyond fucked up.” Johnny chuckled. “Get up, or I’m releasing the beast,” Gibsie warned. “Do it now or I might
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