“Have you tried her spaghetti? It’s my favorite.” “Not yet,” I replied. “I must ask her to make it for me sometime.” “You should,” Ollie agreed. “It’s really good.” “Hey, you know what I really like?” I said. “McDonald’s.” Their eyes widened and I hurried to say, “Do you want to go?” What the fuck are you doing, Johnny! “With you?” Ollie asked, eyes wide. Say no, asshole. Say fucking no! “Yeah,” I replied. “Now?” Tadhg piped up, sounding reluctantly excited. You’re going to jail, Cap… “Yeah,” I choked out. “Why not.”
