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Bro NAME PRONOUNCIATIONS? YALL FANTASY AUTHORS NEED TO READ THIS
Everything Has Changed
ALL I KNOW SINCE YESTERDAYYYYY IS EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED
Hughie Biggs
Im guessing hes our dear sunshine bestfriends whose name i have already forgotten brother
holding my hands up, as if to show her I meant no harm. “I’ll take you to the office.” She looked at bit dazed and I worried I might have given her a concussion.
Yeah uhm i think there might be a VERY difrent reason why shes dazed
What could you do with a woman like that?
Oh i dont know, maybe LOVE AND CHERISH HER CAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE DONT HAVE SUCH A KIND AND CARING PARENT
1989
I know this isnt the time but OH MY GOOD xD
“Yes, and thanks so much for paying,” she said and I watched as her cheeks turned a bright shade of pink. “I really appreciate it.” Was she serious? Was she really thanking me for that? Christ, this girl was unlike any of the others.
SUREEE. Look i get it the poor thing is traumatized and has the worst case of PTSD (except its actually DTSD (DURING trauma stress disorder) cause the traumas still happening) except she just said a fucking THANK YOU. What on earth is ultra special and extaordinary about that?
Jesus.
WHERES THE Y
Coco Pops
COCO POPS. Also what is it with babys and dry cereal?
“You have the password to his gate?” My brother laughed in response.
HOW THE FUCH DOES HE STOLL REMEMBER THAT
“Thank you,” I whispered, overwhelmed by his kindness.
Sweetheart. Making you TEA is called HOSPITALITY and its less that what he should be doing considering youre his guest and you got fucking MAULED by his DOGS UPON ARRIVAL AND ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY. MAKIN YOU TEA AINT SPECIAL
Everything inside of me was shifting, honing in on this tiny girl.
No but like this is just too much. Shes SO SMALL SHE CAN EVEN SIT ON A FUCKING CHAIR.
“Well, it’s not fucking funny, Gibs,”
But IT IS
“Binding Thirteen,”
Jesus. Also anyone? That ONE FEELING
“Honestly, Johnny offering to drop me home is probably just another one of his ways of trying to make up for knocking me up on the pitch.” “Excuse me?” Mrs. Kavanagh spluttered, eyes bulging. “It was an accident,” I quickly interjected. “He didn’t mean for it to happen. If anyone’s at fault, then I am. I shouldn’t have gone there. I distracted him. But he took good care of me afterward.” I blew out a breath before adding, “He was very kind.” “And when did this accident happen?” “Back in January,” I explained, my hand automatically moving to cup the back of my head. “The doctors at the hospital
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Sweetheart! IM TWELVE AND EVEN I KNOW HOW SHES PROBABLY INTERPRETING ALL THIS. "KNOCKING ME UP". SWEETHART. DARLING. MY LOVE.
head.” “How did he hurt you?” his mother asked, looking troubled and yet massively relieved. I sighed heavily. “With his balls.” “With his balls?” she repeated, looking horrified. “Johnny knocked you out with his balls?”
IM DYING
This conversation was beyond disturbing.
For fucks sake THIS CONVERSATION happens to anyone and EVERYONE at least once during their teenage years. You are not special Kavanah
They behaved like an old married couple when they were together,
Ah the old married couple.
I shifted uncomfortably before saying, “‘Fuck Her Gently’?” Johnny gaped at me. “What?” “Track nine on the CD?” I shrugged. “It was ‘Fuck Her Gently’ by Tenacious D.” “Dammit.” “No, that’s Blink 182 and that was track four,” I replied. “Fuck it.” “No,” I corrected, “‘Fuck It’ by Eamon was track ten.”
BITCH YOU KILLED ME
Not the fucking rugby player!”
SHE SAID FUCK SHE SAID FUCK SHE SAID FUCK
“It’s weird to hear you say ‘fucker,’” he explained with a weary smile.
I KNOWWW RIGHT
Falling back into a deep, drugging kiss, I allowed myself to relax and absorb the sensations jolting through me. He felt so good.
Right right right right right but you know an ambulance will be arriving shortly right?
“Inappropriate behavior on school grounds, Kavanagh,” Coach Mulcahy snapped, casting glaring looks at both of us. “What the hell is wrong with you?” My gaze landed on the two amused-looking paramedics standing behind Coach, and I whimpered loudly.
sorry but I TOLD YOU SO BITCHES
“She makes my heart go, like, whoa.”
IM NOT ASLEEP IF MY MIND US ALIVE FLASHBACKS
“God only knows,” my father replied, sounding thoroughly amused. “But it’s the best entertainment I’ve had in years.”
Well. Its been decided. I like this dude!
And then I heard those two words. “Hi, Johnny.” “Boom, boom, fucking boom, Da,” I groaned, slapping a hand against my chest. “I’m done for.”
JESUS CHRIST I THINK IM LOSING IT
“Show me what?” I asked nervously. “My dick,” Johnny announced, twisting to face me. “You wanna see?” He smiled lazily up at me. “It’s all better now.” Gibsie threw his head back and howled laughing. Mr. Kavanagh joined him. “And Jesus wept,” Mrs. Kavanagh sobbed.
AHHHH BITCH IM DYING MY LUNGS ARE COMPRESSING FROM LAUGHING SO HARD
I nodded stiffly, resisting the urge to beg her to stay and hold me and make promises neither of us could keep.
THERES NO POINT NOW LAD YOUVE MADE ALL THOSE ALREADY
“Make a choice, Mam,” Joey snarled as he glared down at our mother. “Him or us?”
No, but hes RIGHT. Shes been the worst mother to her kids. How does someone not realize that ?!?!?
Taylor Swift—“Love Story”
TAYLOR I LOVE YOUUUUUU
