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with fried eggs for breasts,
Girl same
A lot of the time I worried that I didn’t work like other girls. I didn’t have the same urges or interest in the opposite sex. I didn’t have an interest in anyone: boys, girls, famous actors, hot models, clowns, puppies… Well, okay so I had an interest in cute puppies and big fluffy dogs, but the rest of it, I could give or take. I had no interest in kissing, touching, or fondling of any sort. I couldn’t bear the thought of it. I suppose watching the shitstorm that was my parents’ relationship unravel had put me off the prospect of teaming up with another human for life. If my parents’
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Darren was born gay, the same way Joey was born straight and I was born empty.
I was going to get a suspension for losing my temper and a warrant put out for my arrest.
Sir its not that serious
“because I broke her fucking head.”
Mans is dramatic i love
It was going well—right up until she face-planted on my dick.
Well... What a turn in events
“I’m actually hot.” “Completely fucking accurate assessment.”
The gasp i gusped
man down
we got a man down people
“He knocked you over, tore your clothes off, and then he put his jersey on you?”
She didnt say "i jump to conclusions" she said "i fucking sailed the ocean blue of bullshit and landed on you"
Slamming Ronan against the concrete wall, I stepped in front of him, towering over him by a good six inches.
Oh my-
“I’m your daddy on the field, bitch.”
BHAHAHAHA IM USING THIS IN EVERY SITUATION EVER
“Every single one of them. They all get it. They all know I own you,” I added calmly. “Keep pushing me, kid, and it won’t matter who you’re related to; you’ll be off this team. But go anywhere near that girl, and God himself won’t be able to save you.”
Im just a girl guys... What else can i say...WOOF WOOF
“Good boy.” I slapped his cheeks with my hands and smirked. “Now fuck off.”
The way i choked on my saliva i cant stop laughing HELP
