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“The dog gets the foot of your bed and I get the fucking floor.”
Lmaoo
“Jesus Christ, Shannon,” he gagged. “What did you roll in—dog shit?” Wow, tactful, big brother, thanks a lot…
Omggg
“Your balls are so full of spunk they’re weighing you down.”
Funny af
“How did he hurt you?” his mother asked, looking troubled and yet massively relieved. I sighed heavily. “With his balls.” “With his balls?” she repeated, looking horrified. “Johnny knocked you out with his balls?” “Ball,” I stressed, squirming in my seat. “Just the one ball—” I stopped speaking, knowing I was making a hash of things.
Im cryingggg
“Balls? Bumps? Knocking you up?” Mrs. Kavanagh expelled a heavy breath. “Shannon, love, please explain this to me before I have a stroke.”
Johnny turned back to face me and smirked. “My pregnant balls?” “No, my pregnant and your balls,” I spluttered and then cringed at my words. “Never mind.”
Releasing an unsteady breath, I reached up, grabbed Johnny’s neck, and pulled his face down to mine. And then I kissed him.
“If I had a penis or liked girls, I would want you.”
“Thanks,” I half sobbed, half laughed. “If I had a penis or liked girls, I’d want you, too.”
I shook my head. “No, the only restraining that should have been done was me restraining my dick.” Gibsie laughed as we walked out of the changing room. “Restraining your dick.”
“Binding thirteen,” Gibsie snickered as he tore off way too fucking fast for comfort. “Little Shannon blew that shit clean out of the water.”
“They call me ‘binding thirteen’?” I shook my head. “Why? I don’t get it.” “It’s not what they call you,” he corrected. “It’s what they want to do with you.”
He was okay. He was alright. And I could finally breathe again.
“You’re sure my dick’s still there?” I kicked my feet, but they weren’t being cooperative. “I really like my dick, Da. I’ll cry if it’s gone.”
Lol
“The doctors fixed it,” he coaxed. “It’s back in working order again.” “I can pull my dick again?”
“Yes, Johnny.” he laughed. “In a few weeks, you can pull it to your heart’s content.”
“I think I love that girl.” “Well, who’s this girl?” “She’s a river.” I sighed and closed my eyes. “I’m keeping her, Da.” “Okay, son,” he coaxed. “You keep the girl.”
Aww
“She crying, Da?” I slurred, slapping at something touching my nose. “It’s because I had sex.” Smirking, I added, “A
lot of sex.” I laughed to myself but it sounded funny. “Just kidding, Ma…no pussy for me.” “Edel, love, he’s high as a kite,”
“I’m gonna sail my boat down her river,” I snickered. “My dick boat.” “Can they knock him back out?” Ma grumbled. “He’s going to give me a stroke with all this talk.”
Im cracking up lmao
“Shannon like the river,” I sighed contently.
“I love you, Shannon like the river,” he slurred. My heart stopped.
My heartt
“Take the lights away and stay with me, Shannon like the river.”
“I love your tits,” he informed me then. “You haven’t seen them.” He nodded solemnly. “I have.” I shook my head. “No, you must be thinking about someone else.”
“I’m only ever thinking about you,” he replied. “Only you.” My heart. My poor, poor heart. I didn’t stand a chance with this boy. “And your pussy.” He closed his eyes and groaned. “I saw that, too.”
