“Johnny and Orlando, what girl can say no to that?” “Not you,” I laughed. Claire was obsessed with Johnny Depp. He was her wallpaper on her phone, and his face was plastered all over her bedroom walls. “I love him,” she announced with a dreamy sigh. “I do. It’s real, hard-core love, and one day he’ll come to Ireland, see me, and instantly reciprocate my feelings. And then we’ll run away together and create adorable hybrid pirate babies.”
