Binding 13 (Boys of Tommen, #1)

by Chloe Walsh

When they were chasing girls, I was chasing gains. Rugby was my life.

It’s giving “you’ll never know the epic highs and lows of high school football” from riverdale. Cringe

Explosive Diarrhea

We just keep going with the bazaar openers eh Shannon

and yet he was staring at Shannon like she was dinner. My dinner, prick,

Like so far the book isn’t great but we slip THIS in here and it’s gold. I’m a simple girl, I love a possessive man. Especially when the girl isn’t even his yet

“Now,” I sneered, glaring down at their faces. “Who wants to call my girlfriend a whore to my face?”

Johnny muthafuckin’ kavanaugh!!!!!!!!!

chairs flying and glasses crashing to the floor.

Okay the bar brawls are not cute. This is toxic as fuck. Take it outside if you have an ever loving need to beat the shit out of each other instead of causing property damage and a huge mess for the people making a living inside for fucks sake

my Shannon,

Boy just laying claim all over the place and then being like “boo hoo I don’t have time for a girlfriend” you lying to yourself bud

Claire clapped her hands together, squealing loudly. “Oh god, this makes me so happy.”

Gibsie and Clair need to lock these two in a room and say admit your fucking feelings to one another. Swear to god the book would be 400 less pages

I only made it to five feet from the bathroom door when I crashed into a wall of hard muscle. The impact caused me to bounce backwards and land in a heap on the floor.

Okay seriously how many times is this stupid bitch going to run into someone and fall down. She’s clumsy and small we fucking get it Christ

“I’m doing the math here, Shannon, and two plus two equals a bad bitch.”

This is the worst line I’ve ever read in a book

I had zero experience with the fucked-up workings of the female body. I only knew about the fun parts.

This is gross