“Johnny, love, it’s Mam.” “Ma,” I slurred, feeling her hand touch my cheek. “Don’t be pissed.” “I’m beyond pissed,” she sobbed. “You could have died.” “She crying, Da?” I slurred, slapping at something touching my nose. “It’s because I had sex.” Smirking, I added, “A lot of sex.” I laughed to myself but it sounded funny. “Just kidding, Ma…no pussy for me.” “Edel, love, he’s high as a kite,” I heard my father say. “He won’t remember a word of this. Best wait to give him the talk until he comes around properly.” “The talk,” I groaned loudly. “All the fucking talks.” “Johnny, love—” “Sex is a
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