Darwin shrugged. “Well, if you ever change your mind, I’m looking for someone to peg me.” Soda burst from my mouth like a fountain. All over my chest, the food in front of me, and a little on Everett’s arm. Both Harrison and Everett glared at their friend. He just shrugged, his tiny smirk telling me he knew exactly what he was doing. “For fuck’s sake, Darwin,” Everett growled, wiping his arm across his chest to remove my spit. I was speechless. I could hear Morgan Freeman’s voice in my head muttering, “The woman was too stunned to speak.”
