Now, you might be thinking to yourself, “Lily, why not just drag the cell over and attach a safe airlock to it?” You fool. You utter buffoon. Attach an isolation cell? We’ve been over this. Only an idiot or a cat that didn’t know they weren’t supposed to do that would, in fact, do that. The last time, I lost onion flavor. I cannot risk losing something more valuable, like the air filters. Or worse, my bed.
