Christ was born around 4BC, four years before the birth of Christ, in the oh little town of Bethlehem, in what is now one of the countries they have on that map on the news all the time. Jesus’s mother was Mary, a professional virgin, and his two dads were Joseph, a carpenter, and God, an all powerful mega-being. It’s amazing that Mary and him got on. They had nothing in common, and the power dynamic would have been very one-way. It’s a bit like when you go out with a teacher. It’s just wrong.
