The best definition of “young people” is anyone whose date of birth makes you think “Shit, I was drunk most of that year.” Eventually you realize that you’re spending more and more time scrolling down drop-down menus on websites to find your own year of birth. I reckon really old people spend most of their retirement scrolling down menus looking for their birthdate. It’s probably what makes their hands look so knackered. Eventually your birth year starts to look stupid, like it’s from the War. You start to expect to dig out an old photo of you and find out it’s actually a tapestry or a statue.
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