Fashion works by making all your clothes feel disappointing after a bit. There’s probably chemicals they put in new clothes that’s the same chemicals that’s in Turkish Delight, that makes you think you really want it, and then, like, as soon as you have it, you don’t want it because Turkish Delight’s rubbish. (To be honest, I’m surprised those kids stayed in Narnia as long as they did. I’d have gone back to the wardrobe and spent the afternoon trying on tops.)
