To know how the world will really end, we have to turn to science. And science says it won’t be a giant destructive seven times table after all. It could be Artificial Intelligence—which is when the Speak & Spells and Gameboys and Bluetooth speakers rise up and take over the Earth—or man-made climate change (unless we decide to only use natural climates)—or a nasteroid giving us a good clout—or a supervolcano. There’s a supervolcano hiding under America, apparently. Let’s hope nobody finds it or there’ll be hell to pay.