Call It What You Want

by Alissa DeRogatis

death by a thousand cuts.

life is just a succession of these so-called passing moments. If it’s a painful moment, it will pass. If it’s a perfect moment, it will also pass.

Spoiler alert: sex never makes someone love you.

“Here’s to the father, the son, and the tequila chilled.

Hope to God this doesn’t get us killed. Remember that if he won’t, his best friend will. Always remember to take your pill. Now let’s go get fucking drilled.”