"The fractions, Ma," I groaned. "They're closing in." "Fractions of what, love?" "Not too much longer to wait." I sighed. "Thank fuck, 'cause I'm in love." "You're in love?" I nodded happily. "And she's a river." "Well that's…lovely, pet," Mam coaxed, sounding confused. "Good boy." "I'm gonna sail my boat down her river," I snickered. "My dick boat." "Can they knock him back out?" Ma grumbled. "He's going to give me a stroke with all this talk." "It's okay, Ma," I coaxed. "I'm gonna keep her, too. Make all my babies with her because my balls work– and Da says I can pull on my dick again. Woo!"
