Frustrated, I turned my attention back to my phone and scrolled through my contacts, looking for Hughie's name. "That little bollox," I cursed when I realized that Gibsie had once again changed the name of every single contact on my list. Sugar Tits and Devil Pussy were once against present in my contacts, along with new ones like Big Daddy G, Fanny Flaps, Call if Arrested, Do Not Call if Arrested, and my personal favorite: Judas Iscari-cunt. Clicking into that particular contact, I recognized the number as being Cormac's. He could stay like that. Devil Pussy, too. I spent a ridiculous amount
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