“Seriously, give it up, dude. I’m not interested. This isn’t going to end in your favor, I promise you.” “Normally, when a girl gives me lip, it’s because I pull down my zipper.” He leans over and whispers, “Is that my dick I smell on your breath?” Setting my beer down, my hands turn into fists. She gets right back in the dude’s face, throws her thumb over her shoulder and leans toward him to reply softly, “If you do it’s ’cause I just ate out your sister in the bathroom.” I’m caught midswallow and aspirate on my beer, sputtering and coughing like an idiot. Did she just tell that guy he fucks
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