Alpha Baylor (Alpha Baylor Series Book 1)

by Artemas J R Broyles

“One of you jerks needs to go to the bathroom and wipe your ass then stick an air freshener up it. YOU REEK!”

Hahaha

“It is Alpha. We were just talking with Siobhan here to find out about when her pup is due and what needs she has,” Fiadh replied. “She has a dog that is pregnant too?!” I questioned, I don’t remember seeing any dogs around.

“We’re good dude, just remember I don’t always think of my dick first. Sometimes it is second,” he smirked and I knew his anger had passed.

“Actually really well. She didn’t even seem upset. ‘Thelma and Louise’ were just worried about each other being in trouble,” he replied.

I’m gonna start calling you ‘The Three Stooges.’

Is something that small supposed to shit that much?

“You produced a crotch gremlin?”

“I blame Kenneth, he’s worried that Phoebe might hurt herself by wiping her own ass,” Mitchum sneered and was promptly rewarded with a smack to the back of his head.