Any Means Necessary

by Lila Herron

“Sometimes the only difference between poison and medicine is a matter of dosage.”

“If your dick is too small to get past my ass, that’s all you had to say.” It

“The only companionship you deserve is in the blowup section of your favorite sex shop, plastic women are the only ones that’ll put up with your shit personality.” It’s not just the alcohol talking, but it’s definitely loosening my tongue. “It’s perfect too, because the dolls are great listeners since you like the sound of your own voice so much. I’m sure they have ones you’ll be able to get it up for, I hear they can customize them to look like your mother. That’s what you’re into, right? I mean, she’s the only woman who will ever love you.” “Shut your fucking mouth, you fat, ugly bitch.” “Even if I did want you, with your low IQ and receding hairline, I’m obviously too much woman for you. So take your short, balding ass, and cherub chub and go find less.” I deliver the final blow with a sticky sweet smile.