“How was your day?” “You don’t care.” “That’s presumptuous of you.” And again. “How was your day?” “Ask me that again, and I’m throwing this apple at you. You’ll see my aim isn’t constrained to just arrows.” Her aim wasn’t constrained to just arrows. Luckily for John, he was good at running away and dodging. “How was your day?” “Boring. Will you let me eat in peace now?” “What did you do?” “I went to the stables during lunch and fed your horse a bunch of carrots and sugar cubes to make him fat.”

