Dear Wendy

by Ann Zhao

anon: Hey there! Quick question for you: How do I deal with the fact that my roommate for this fall is way cooler than I am? If you don’t believe me, listen to this: they listen to indie bedroom pop, they wear Doc Martens and they enjoy polisci classes here. Plus, they play on the radio, and as we all know, anyone who DJs for WZLY is an absolute icon. answer: lmao. okay. here’s a step-by-step list of ways you can be as cool as your roommate • stop capitalizing your letters this isn’t 2005 • use the fucking oxford comma. unless you’re writing for the news, there is no reason why you shouldn’t. • listen to more indie bedroom pop?? i love this school but y’all are way too obsessed with taylor swift • or … don’t change anything at all. they probably think you’re pretty cool too happy first week of class or whatever! dearwendywellesley 1h What kind of advice is that? You should be kinder than this Reply wandawellesley69 42m i literally said “they probably think you’re pretty cool too” though??? Reply

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