Late Bloomer

by Mazey Eddings

Now, women? I love women. They are creatures I genuinely want to talk to and also kindly ask to sit on my face.

“We could re-create various iconic Taylor Swift outfits. Nothing says love like Taylor Swift.” “Aren’t a lot of her songs about heartbreak?” “Absolutely do not get me started, Pepper,” I warn, leaning close with a menacing look. Her eyes widen. After a moment, I shoot