But as yogafied, Oprah-reading women, Marnie and I are already saturated in petty life hacks like making breakfast the night before, or finding and eliminating “hidden carbs” to make our bodies acceptably small. We’ve heard all of this before, and sorry, but ginseng tea and an “energizing cold plunge” are not going to mitigate the effects of working in a wind tunnel full of projectiles.
