Brian verbally delivers a performance review so glowing that I can feel the last traces of APub flop sweat vanish. It will set me up beautifully when I start interviewing for my next role, or at least it will once he types it up and enters it into the system, which he is always one day away from doing. Within a few months I understand this is never going to happen; my best Amazon performance review is never going to be written down for me or anyone else to see.
