All I Wanted Was To Become A Scientist But Now I've Got An Alien Boyfriend (Bubble Babes #2)

by Petra Palerno

There’s no worse feeling than being excited to share something you think is cool and be met with bored or annoyed faces.

“I, uh, yeah,” is the cool and collected phrase my piece-of-shit brain pops down to my mouth.

Relatable

Good men don’t spy on beautiful women, I think to myself. Good thing I’m not a good male—I’m an attorney.

I can’t work now. I’ve got skulls to crush, I’ve got a mate to claim.

The tea goes well, despite Opal trying to shake the Skarth ambassador’s reproductive organ.

Fuckin Opal lol

I peek over my palms only to see Seth drop to his knees in front of me and wrap his arms around my hips. He presses his smooth gray face into my belly.

I forgive you, Seth.

I fucking love the way this jerk tastes, but I’d never admit it to him.