All I Wanted Was To Become A Scientist But Now I've Got An Alien Boyfriend (Bubble Babes #2)

by Petra Palerno

There’s no worse feeling than being excited to share something you think is cool and be met with bored or annoyed faces.

“Earthmen sound like f’teeing children. You’re in pain monthly to continue your species, and they feel the need to complain? Are they as weak in form as they are in their constitutions?”

“I’m going to science the shit out of this,

“You look like shit, affectionately.”