All I Wanted Was To Become A Scientist But Now I've Got An Alien Boyfriend (Bubble Babes #2)

by Petra Palerno

“Earthmen sound like f’teeing children. You’re in pain monthly to continue your species, and they feel the need to complain? Are they as weak in form as they are in their constitutions?”

"You spray my bedside with sanitizer overnight because you care if I get sick? You don't do it because you think I'm secretly gross?" Her voice softens.

“Please, untie me,” he begs, “so that I can kneel before the altar of your awe-inspiring cunt. Let me feast on its perfection.”

“Of course you do, you’re my mate,” he says, like it’s the most honest thing in this universe. “And we’re going to be so happy together, despite your love of disgusting human foods. We’re going to have such a beautiful life. I’ll keep you safe, you’ll have new scientific breakthroughs for the humans here, and we’ll be happy.”