All I Wanted Was To Become A Scientist But Now I've Got An Alien Boyfriend (Bubble Babes #2)

by Petra Palerno

There’s no worse feeling than being excited to share something you think is cool and be met with bored or annoyed faces.

I had been accommodating the way the rest of the world thought and interacted my entire fucking life. Would it kill anyone to accommodate me?

“Sorry, your eyes reminded me of the chapel stone for a moment…the green is a

very specific color. It's thought to be one of the most beautiful colors in the universe,”

Shutting the door gently behind me, I remove my jacket, ball it up, and scream into it. After my incredibly mature outburst,

Good men don’t spy on beautiful women, I think to myself. Good thing I’m not a good male—I’m an attorney.

“Earthmen sound like f’teeing children. You’re in pain monthly to continue your species, and they feel the need to complain? Are they as weak in form as they are in their constitutions?”

Here I am, naked and horny, in front of an alien with a rock-hard cock that I’ve tied to a bed. Sometimes it’s amazing the twists and turns your life takes.

“Please, untie me,” he begs, “so that I can kneel before the altar of your awe-inspiring cunt. Let me feast on its perfection.”

“You’re my mate. I would burn this planet to the ground if you asked me. Love you? Of course I do, but there’s so much more than that. There’s a feeling beyond love, beyond the mate bond, that I don’t know how to put into words.”

“You are my entire reason for existence.” He throws his head back. “You are my home. I am a shell without you, and I will keep you safe until my dying breath!”

Sometimes it’s nice to get bred without actually having to breed, ya know?