All I Wanted Was To Become A Scientist But Now I've Got An Alien Boyfriend (Bubble Babes #2)

by Petra Palerno

Just because it’s your special interest doesn't mean anyone else cares, I remind myself. There’s no worse feeling than being excited to share something you think is cool and be met with bored or annoyed faces.

I had been accommodating the way the rest of the world thought and interacted my entire fucking life. Would it kill anyone to accommodate me?

“Sorry, your eyes reminded me of the chapel stone for a moment…the green is a very specific color. It's thought to be one of the most beautiful colors in the universe,” I lie, only about looking at her eyes, not about their beauty.

The cursor drifts back to the forbidden app. It’s like I’m possessed as I click the camera icon. My screen switches to a four-screen view of the security cameras in my apartment. Good men don’t spy on beautiful women, I think to myself. Good thing I’m not a good male—I’m an attorney.

“Why should you be sorry about what your body does naturally?” He seems annoyed I would even ask. “I don’t know, Earthmen are usually annoyed by it.” “Earthmen sound like f’teeing children. You’re in pain monthly to continue your species, and they feel the need to complain? Are they as weak in form as they are in their constitutions?”

Here I am, naked and horny, in front of an alien with a rock-hard cock that I’ve tied to a bed. Sometimes it’s amazing the twists and turns your life takes.

“You want to run your tongue up my human cunt, Seth?” I ask as he moans. “Do you want to taste me?”

“Please, untie me,” he begs, “so that I can kneel before the altar of your awe-inspiring cunt. Let me feast on its perfection.”

“You are my entire reason for existence.” He throws his head back. “You are my home. I am a shell without you, and I will keep you safe until my dying breath!”

Sometimes it’s nice to get bred without actually having to breed, ya know?