All I Wanted Was To Become A Scientist But Now I've Got An Alien Boyfriend (Bubble Babes #2)

by Petra Palerno

CHAPTER 2 ☆VOYEUR, I HARDLY KNOW HER☆

CHAPTER 4 ☆WALK ME LIKE A DOG☆

She stomps toward the hostess. “You guys better have fucking mozzarella cheese sticks.”

“You want me to walk you like a dog, Seth?”

That’s exactly about two seconds before I attempt a running start, twist my ankle on the wet platform, and totally beef it.

"I'm always nice to you," I say, somewhat annoyed—why does everyone think I'm not f'teeing nice?

“It’s all fun and games now, but you won’t be laughing if my skin peels off,” she says offhandedly. “Yeah sure, as if your skin would actually peel off…” “Better be nice to me while I still have skin.”

This has me cackle laughing every time

he grabs me by the haunches

#haunches