All I Wanted Was To Become A Scientist But Now I've Got An Alien Boyfriend (Bubble Babes #2)

by Petra Palerno

Shutting the door gently behind me, I remove my jacket, ball it up, and scream into it. After my incredibly mature outburst,

The cursor drifts back to the forbidden app. It’s like I’m possessed as I click the camera icon. My screen switches to a four-screen view of the security cameras in my apartment. Good men don’t spy on beautiful women, I think to myself. Good thing I’m not a good male—I’m an attorney.

SHUT THE FUCK UP OMFG

“Why, Red?

I LOVE WHEN THEY NICKNAME THEIR RED HEADED GIRLS RED

“Maybe you could own me, Red.”

“But you’d get tired of waiting too.” “Never, Red. I could never get tired of you.”

This is what I’ve been pining for—Jessy, every f’teeing part of her.

The human women call it underwear, and I wish with every fiber of my being it didn’t exist. Maybe I can pass a law that bans its use. Yes, that will be the perfect investment of taxpayers’ money.

“How can I help? Is there a way to stop it?” “Short of knocking me up?” I laugh, but I stop as soon as I see a grin flash across his face. “Absolutely not, don’t get any ideas.” He frowns and sets the sheet down.

“I weighed ten fucking pounds when I was born.” “Out of there?” Seth points at my crotch.

Even though she’s objectively a mess, and I’m sure absolutely germ-ridden, she’s my mess.

I would f’teeing die for the stupid red-maned pain in my ass. You don’t know how nice I am!” I

“She’s beautiful,” I whisper into Seth’s side. “She is nothing compared to you,” he scoffs.

I fucking love the way this jerk tastes, but I’d never admit it to him.

"But I care about you, dammit!" I yell compulsively. "I care if you're happy. I care that you keep your trash so close to the bed; it's unsanitary. I get scared you'll get sick from it."

This is something I want to hold on to, this tiny moment of bliss on her face.

Here I am, naked and horny, in front of an alien with a rock-hard cock that I’ve tied to a bed. Sometimes it’s amazing the twists and turns your life takes.

“But most of all, I want you to be happy. Happy with me, yourself, and what we’re doing now. So if you want this to stop here, it will.”

“One word, Red, and I’ll knock his pompous ass into the sand.”

Five toes seem so excessive compared to my own four—no wonder she can’t keep track of them all.

She’s brave on her own—but with me at the ready, she is the electricity, and I am the ground wire.

“It’s all fun and games now, but you won’t be laughing if my skin peels off,” she says offhandedly. “Yeah sure, as if your skin would actually peel off…” “Better be nice to me while I still have skin.” Her face is completely deadpan before she turns and heads back toward the landing platforms. “Wait, it doesn’t, does it?” I am left unanswered and concerned.

“You’re my mate. I would burn this planet to the ground if you asked me. Love you? Of course I do, but there’s so much more than that. There’s a feeling beyond love, beyond the mate bond, that I don’t know how to put into words.”

But I’m not a good man, I remind myself. I’m Jessy’s imperfect mate, and I will die if this speckled little human isn’t in my arms again as quickly as possible.

“I’m here, my heart,”

“You are my entire reason for existence.” He throws his head back. “You are my home. I am a shell without you, and I will keep you safe until my dying breath!”

Sometimes it’s nice to get bred without actually having to breed, ya know?

“Yep, and you’re worth more than all the cinnamon in the galaxy,”