Dracadian Gazette, dated only a few weeks ago, whose headline read: Homeless Woman Assaults Provost With Intent To Kill. It went on to describe a woman believed to be named Andrea Kepling, who’d been living in one of the abandoned houses on the island and had broken into the home of a Dr. Lippincott, the Provost of Dracadia University. Armed with a pickaxe, she’d accused him of putting worms in her belly, according to Lippincott’s wife, who’d witnessed the attack.
